I Just Want to Say Hello Again

In that location are a bunch of things that you tin can exercise to make your day (and someone else'due south) more interesting, fifty-fifty with something every bit small as how y'all greet them! A simple "how-do-you-do" normally does the trick, but maybe y'all desire to switch it upward a flake.

Just Say "Hi!"

It seems with more and more than technology flooding our markets, we are becoming out-of-tune with the world around us—people in particular.

You lot might have noticed that people would rather stare down at their phones, pretending to do something important, or even brand brief heart contact then stare away as you pass by, all in an endeavor to avert maxim something so unproblematic as a greeting. This is non even merely for total strangers, simply acquaintances alike! It'southward a common courtesy that is slowly slipping away as we indulge in social media and in a virtual world where we become and then used to talking to people electronically that we forget how to do it contiguous. We need to break this cycle of utter social awkwardness!

I don't know about you lot, but when a friendly stranger simply smiles and says "hello" as they walk by, it makes my day meliorate.

Don't be that person who pretends not to see the people walking by. Be social, exist happy, make your day ameliorate with real interaction while you lot also brighten up someone else's! If you are bored with maxim "hello," here are a few means to mix it upwards!

Funny Greeting Tips to Try

Nearly whatever greeting tin be funny if y'all say information technology the right way! Here are a few handy tips to attempt to ensure you charm your amigo!

• Accents: Add together a empty-headed emphasis to your greeting. (Erro! Thou'day, mate!) Your friend will only smile and probably call you lot a dork, but the smiling was worth it, right?
• Silly voices: Who doesn't like lightheaded voices and sounds? Attempt a few out. If yous take a kid yourself, you know what noises y'all'll make to get a smiling!
• Impersonations: If you do any impersonations, that'll brand your greeting extra amusing, even more than so if it's a lousy impersonation!
• Jokes: Showtime the conversation with a joke! Imagine answering the phone and hearing this: "How do y'all phone call a fish? You drop it a line!"
• Foreign languages: Switch it up by answering your mom's telephone call with a fiddling French or Japanese! It'll leave her confused, that's for sure! (More on these after!)

Saying Hullo to Kids

• Hello, sunshine!
• Howdy, partner!
• Hey, howdy, hi!
• What'south kickin', little chicken?
• Peek-a-boo!
• Howdy-doody!
• Hey there, freshman!
• My proper noun'south Ralph, and I'one thousand a bad guy.
• Hi, mister!
• I come in peace!
• Put that cookie down!
• Ahoy, matey!
• Hiya!

Saying Howdy to Family and Friends

• 'Ello, gov'nor!
• Summit of the mornin' to ya!
• What's crackin'?
• GOOOOOD Forenoon, VIETNAM!
• 'Sup, homeslice?
• This phone call may exist recorded for grooming purposes.
• Howdy, howdy ,howdy!
• How does a panthera leo greet the other animals in the field? A: Pleased to eat y'all.
• Hello, my proper noun is Inigo Montoya.
• I'm Batman.
• At least, we run into for the offset time for the last time!
• Hullo, who's there, I'm talking.
• Here'south Johnny!
• Yous know who this is.
• Ghostbusters, whatya want?
• Yo!
• Whaddup.
• Greetings and salutations!
• Doctor.

Saying Hello to Your Love

With a significant other, annihilation goes as long as you are non disrespectful. If they don't ally yous because of how you say hello, well, then they are not the one for you.

• 'Ello, mate.
• Heeey, baaaaaby.
• Hello, honeybunch!
• Oh, yoooouhoooo!
• How you doin'?
• I like your face.
• What'due south cookin', skillful lookin'?
• Howdy, miss.
• Why, hello there!
• Hey, boo.

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"Howdy" in Other Languages

• Aloha: Hawaiian
• Hola: Spanish
• Que pasa: Spanish
• Bonjour: French
• Hallo: High german
• Ciao: Italian
• Konnichiwa: Japanese

Questions & Answers

Question: What practice I say if she keeps asking me where I got her number from?

Answer: Before I give you my astonishing list of crawly answers, I encourage you to become the numbers from the people you are actually calling. Information technology can avoid this whole awkward, creepy part.

Hither are some means you can effort to get around the question:

I institute information technology in my phone and thought you put it in.

I was fighting a acquit, and in return for sparing its life, it gave me your telephone number.

I constitute it on the "almost cute people on Facebook" Facebook page.

I borrowed "Captain Jack's compass," and it led me to a piece of paper with your number on it.

I asked Siri for the phone number of the virtually beautiful girl on Globe.

I institute it on a piece of paper in my Lamborghini.

I saw the name "Angel" in my telephone and decided to call it.

It was on my "missed calls" list, how did you get my number?

I know a guy.

I was going to come upwards with some impressive story, but I'll simply tell it to yous directly. My dad works for an agency that must not exist named. He works on projects that I can't talk virtually but said that I could just have communications with one person. You're that person.

bigbell on September 10, 2020:

i sent these to a friend

Lisa the G.O.A.T on September 01, 2020:

I really similar these ideas! They are so funky and original I volition have to try them out at some betoken during my short life. Thanks for reading and have a blessed solar day!

love, Lisa xoxo

Carl on August sixteen, 2020:

Say hello in Portuguese

Oi

thiepmayar@gmail.com on August 16, 2020:

prissy walai

add this also

Yekada=how-do-you-do in Dinka

me on August 05, 2020:

wtf is this

ssdad on July 31, 2020:

Cringe

thomas on July 21, 2020:

yes.

I like YT on July 03, 2020:

Like Georgia prodactions you can say

Hey Howdy Hi

spanish mastah on June eighteen, 2020:

que pasa means "what happened" in spanish non "hello". "hola" is "hello" in spanish. also another one to add to the list: "Dia Duit" is "howdy" in irish gaelic. technically it means "god be with y'all" but yous'd use it like hello.

Weirdo on June 11, 2020:

Really funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Konnichiwa

novembermarlaiya wood on June 11, 2020:

Thank u i am a child and i needed some more ways to say how-do-you-do and this helped so thank u and thank u for no videos because i would have never watched them and have a proficient day mate!

KoolKid01 on June 03, 2020:

All these are the hills!! :)))

Softball Girl LOL on May 22, 2020:

hi to my brother- " GET AWAY NOW!!!"

Hi to friends- " LOL WASSUP!"

Howdy to Mom/ Dad- "why am I in trouble?/ What did I do?"

Howdy to myself- "YOUR THE BEST PERSON EVER LOL!!!"

animal crossing on May 12, 2020:

my villager in animal crossing asked me for a new greeting, she now says ello govnah i like your face

Zoe Laverne on April 28, 2020:

Hey boo

You on Apr 28, 2020:

GOOOOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!

somebody on Apr 15, 2020:

I like talking in other accsents

Anonymous baby yoda on March xxx, 2020:

GHOSTBUSTERS, WHATYA Desire

infant yoda on March xxx, 2020:

lolol

Thanks on March 28, 2020:

Actually great stuff! Very informative keep upwards the skillful knightly!!! Such an of import life skill.

Thanks pal.

Sexcellent Kraut-head 89 on March xi, 2020:

Actually think this is epically humourous, and I will employ these lit gamer greetings in hereafter. Thank you for your service and goodbye.

Sexcellent Kraut-caput 89 on March 11, 2020:

Really think this is epically humourous, and I will apply these lit gamer greetings in future. Cheers for your service and good day.

Bearding White potato on February 28, 2020:

'This telephone call may be recorded for training purposes' I honey information technology. I am offically answering all my familys calls like this now. lol

Emma The queen on February 17, 2020:

In my opinion I remember that I will say what's" Cookin good lookin" a lot because that saying has a lot of fun and free energy to it and then I like it and I am going on YouTube a lot so for my intro I wanted to encounter ways to say hi so tin vlog and say a lot of stuff like that then yay

Dear,Emma McIntyre

Emma McIntyre on Feb 17, 2020:

I love finding out new things similar languege and all kinds of other coll matter

Dearest,Emma McIntyre

someone you lot know on February 08, 2020:

What's cookin', good lookin' beloved itttt

if y'all know me go away on December 30, 2019:

nosotros meet for the first fourth dimension for the last fourth dimension

Folly Fish on Dec 17, 2019:

Goooooood Mourning Vietnam!

The Kraken on December 13, 2019:

Groovy list.. I'm probably going to stop up saying "What'due south cookin' good lookin'?" more than oft at present.

Serazina on November 22, 2019:

These are hilarious I said how-do-you-do gov'nor to my boyfriend and he just stared at me like I was crazy. LOL

Poterhead on Oct 10, 2019:

'Ello, gov'nor!

Love it

Daniel on September 25, 2019:

How I get WhatsApp number?

Alexis on September 07, 2019:

That is funny.

sneed xxl on August 25, 2019:

also i adimired my questions

Wizzy Badru on Baronial thirteen, 2019:

I Accept Admired The Answers

Jack Sparrow on Baronial 07, 2019:

Its good

And the part to cover up the question "where u become my number "

Thats squeamish

Lol It'south Meh on July 31, 2019:

I Say "Hola" "hiya" "ello mate" And "hi"

Alphakenny1 on July 30, 2019:

All of this shait is really creepy and weird actually

Sharalanda on July 22, 2019:

I just say hi. And I never say: "i like your face", it'southward creepy. but i like your face.-.

Anonymous on June 10, 2019:

@haley from 17 months ago who needed to put in your ii cents (and everyone that left a negative comment before her) sit and twist. That'southward my two cents, just proverb.

Emily on May 12, 2019:

I figured out 1 that you lot can say soup or jello

Please the refreshments on May 03, 2019:

It's weird

Nothing_Special on March 28, 2019:

Whats poppin homeslice

rat on March 25, 2019:

Whadda bout what's kickin, or what'due south clickin lil craven? idk lol oof

a retarded oatmeal on March 25, 2019:

gh i think "What's gucci", "Hallo", "hey", "herro", "Hai", or "bonjour" sound fine.

these are and so corny and ridiculous on March 16, 2019:

this is the most uncultured and "white" person i've ever seen lol and looking at the author, who of grade, believes in "holistic healing" that it'south the most stereotypical shit

depressed person who likes bananas and has a sad life on February 20, 2019:

funny i say hello all the time i should try these and run into if that changes anything.

A random person who has o business here on January 28, 2019:

Chiliad.A.Southward.H. unit sixteen, Whatta Want?

Martin on January 15, 2019:

Que pasa can mean What's Happening or what'southward up, information technology depends on what country you come from. In Republic of costa rica, where I come from information technology can hateful either ane.

BoobidiScoop on December 30, 2018:

I came here only bc my annoying "friend" started copying me once and now she started saying "Hiyaaa" like i do and THATS how i ended upwards here. Now i will start saying "Ahoy" or "Hello" and see if she copies me again

justnotcute on October 24, 2018:

i actually use this for my animal crosiing.

I'one thousand uncreative smh

poopyscoop on September 20, 2018:

good stuff

sarah on September 13, 2018:

these are amazing me and a friend spent like an 60 minutes having a howdy battle

Surbhi Choudhary on September 08, 2018:

It'southward simply awesome...

Azriax on Baronial 24, 2018:

Yup, perfect, I'm writing a book chosen 'I'chiliad a Psychopath' on wa3ttp3d

gboy on June xiv, 2018:

Dainty one

Unknown Author on May 16, 2018:

This is skilful, I need alot of means to say hello for my story!

Laurent Ilunga Mudilu on May 09, 2018:

aye,these greetings are wonderful,allow's use and chat till downwardly.

australian on May 02, 2018:

hello

Australian on February 27, 2018:

G'day mate, I use these everyday... and nobody in australia say gday

AlteikanMaker on February 23, 2018:

I loved all of them. I volition definitely consider greeting my best friends with these! Thank you! :)

Somekidfromusa on February 14, 2018:

My earth studies instructor makes us say hullo in a dissimilar language every day

QUEEN OF THE WORLD on January 29, 2018:

I DONT LIKE Whatsoever EXCEPT FOR ALOHA

boredguywithanipad on Jan 19, 2018:

Lol how about "whats up buttercup"? Or "whats the give-and-take hummingbird"? Or peradventure even "what'south the jist, physicist"?

izzy on Jan 10, 2018:

my teacher says that nosotros should say hi in different ways because hi is natural

Haley on January 06, 2018:

I just wanted to put my ii cents in and say that literally none of these are funny or clever. That is all.

Ash7 on December 20, 2017:

Thank you a lot whoever wrote those ...I was ill of always saying hii.. hud etc ...I actually appreciate it ...

Bearding on December 18, 2017:

This is pretty cringe-worthy.

thicc on December 18, 2017:

cool this exsist and also (Heyo. Yo! Waddup mah dudes.)

NitroWarKing on Nov 29, 2017:

Hey, what'south all the hubba up bub? Hey Swivel Hips?! 3 S'southward bros?! (Sup, Sappenin, Sgoin on)

Holly on Nov 01, 2017:

Thank you

Bob the Builder on Oct 26, 2017:

What's upward Buttercup?

Ash on October 26, 2017:

I really loved the way y'all have write and I loved the funny greetings!

Ella on October 08, 2017:

@pinkugai dude you probs only gonna talk shit on your computer and not in person and lookout what you say to people cuz words hurt

Celeste on September ten, 2017:

My proper noun is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Set to die.

YOUNG DOOKIE on August 26, 2017:

What's shaking bacon

I'one thousand Batman on August 22, 2017:

the new and improve style of saying hullo...

*dab*

KEEMSTAR on August xix, 2017:

what is upward drama alert nation i'm your host killer keemstar let'due south become correct into the news

ANONIMUOS on July 21, 2017:

Que pasa is not a way to say howdy in spanish. If you say this, people will ask you about which subject area are yous talking nigh. It means ¨what is happening?¨

Mi tongue language is Castilian.

Jolin Halstead on July 17, 2017:

"Hidyho whadayaknow" --- one of my favorite hello greetings.

Wade on June 30, 2017:

This morning time when I woke up I yelled GOOOOOD MORNIN VIETNAM!

Hi on June 26, 2017:

Que pasa ways what's up

Evelina on June 08, 2017:

I like those funny greeting and I love to utilize them!

Dat Boi on May 27, 2017:

These are so cool and funny

Helly on May 23, 2017:

I similar Howdy, Miss

Anonymous on May 19, 2017:

'Que pasa' translated to English means "what's up" so technically y'all're saying "what's upwardly," which is indeed a manner of saying hullo. So to those of you maxim Que pass does non mean howdy, you are correct, information technology does non hateful "hello," but information technology is a type of greeting, therefore it works!

Not a spanish guy on May xviii, 2017:

'Que pasa' In Spanish doesn't mean hi, just saying

Jesus on May 17, 2017:

This is really bad.

Sirin on May 17, 2017:

Hey howdy hi! ....?

Information technology's funny dandy . I'll try it soon.

Bre on May 03, 2017:

Oh and here's another "hola chola" lol

alex on February 21, 2017:

metropolis morgue , you kill em nosotros chill em

Jessa113 on January 24, 2017:

Ello honey.

Hey honey buggy

Hey lovey

Andrew on January 19, 2017:

I like your face up. lol gotta apply that

Bob on December 03, 2016:

I am Batman

Boody on November 18, 2016:

I said "what's kickin trivial chicken" and she replied "the poor chicken. is the chicken injure?"

Valene from Missouri on August 23, 2016:

This is great, I love using funny accents.

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